Honeymoon

Dear Family,

We would like to stay here for our honeymoon! Don't worry, it's only like, $1,000 a night. : )

Thanks from your loving (future) newlyweds,

Elle and Turkey Butt
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In reality, we're staying here, in this beautiful cottage in Digby Neck, NS :

With this amazing view:

We've got this cottage booked for two nights! After that, who knows? This is my life!