Turkey Butt: You're going to eat all that cream cheese icing my the spoonful aren't you?
Elle: NO! (pause) By the finger full...
Turkey Butt: Well thanks for not dirtying a spoon.
We say some pretty fun things in this household and often crack up about things the other said or did. Like the time Turkey Butt and I were looking up videos on YouTube of Bernese Mountain Dog puppies (with their mother) and Turkey Butt said, "Is he milking?" Pretty sure he meant nursing as there wasn't a cow or goat in sight!
This is my life.